Do any of you happen to have a friend somewhere high up in the fashion industry? Like....I don't know Giorgio or Donatella? I have a wee bit of a request. Just a little favor between friends and all. Not a big deal. I was just wondering if it would be possible to make "bubble pants" a thing.
Let me just tell you a little story about a very special Easter Egg Hunt. Our story begins a long time ago in an age called "March." You may have heard of it. It was a very cold time when people bundled up before checking the mail and some despaired of ever seeing the sun again. There lived a mother who desperately tried to be patient on a daily basis, but more often failed than succeeded. She had four young children and no fairy godmother. Or fairy aunt. All she had were fairy Cadbury eggs.
I think I have Momnesia. Every year I tell my children that we will never ever EVER dye Easter eggs again. Ever. Not even for a bajillion dollars...which I'm pretty sure they don't have anyway. (And even if they did -- what kind of mother takes money from her children just so they can spend time together making horrific holiday memories?) If we're being perfectly honest...sometimes I kind of yell it towards them as I run to my closet to hide while sobbing into the remaining Cadbury eggs I have hidden in there for emergencies. And then when Spring comes around again the next year, it's like that whole Easter Egg-Wild West Rodeo-THING never happened.
I'm a little worried that I'm becoming a ninja without even trying. I mean...what if I accidentally ate something that turned radioactive because of all the laundry I've been doing and now every time I sleep it's turning my "regular awesome mom" DNA into "crazy awesome ninja" DNA? Do I need to apply for some kind of Ninja Permit? I'm a little new to all of this.