Romantic movies make me nervous. I'm just not any good at watching them. There is always this sense of awkwardness -- not that I feel like I'm intruding on a private and personal relationship. I don't mind that part. Its not even the weirdness that happens when you can't decide if you love or hate the person that keeps messing up their own relationship. That doesn't bother me. I'm a way good relationship judger.
Its the KISSING.
I literally cover my eyes every time people kiss. Sometimes, if I'm watching it with my husband, I pretend like I'm just scratching my forehead for a really long time. My husband pretends not to laugh at me. He's a champ like that. So the least I can do is make him some cookies. But not these cookies. These cookies are for me to eat while watching yet another unsettling romantic film. I can't stop myself. Any suggestions?
PS -- If you make these. Give them KNEES. Trust me. You won't regret it.