Option 1: "Good luck on making it in that big scary world that is waiting to eat you up and foreclose on your future house."
Option 2: "Thank goodness you don't have to go THERE everyday anymore, huh?"
Option 3: "Congratulations Graduates!"
The second option is what I would have gone with if it were my own graduation. The third one seems the most celebratory, but it made me quite nervous. I mean...now that Cakewrecks is around, the standard for graduation cakes is set pretty high. I was pretty sure it would end up something like this --