Thursday, March 17, 2011

Someone outlined something...

Guess what?! I outlined something! I had big plans to play this one cool and nonchalant, and pretend like I do it all the time...but I can't. Mostly because I'm not a cool and nonchalant kind of person. I'd like to be. I pretend to be. But I'm not.

Come on, you know what I'm talking about. You Some girl gets all dressed up and spends WAY MORE time than necessary trying to look good and then when she meets the person she got all dressed up for she waits exactly 2 seconds before her insides are screaming:

"Didn't you NOTICE? I'm not ugly today. And it was all for you. Which means I LIKE you. But now maybe I don't because you didn't notice. Which means that YOU don't like ME as much as I like YOU. And if that's the way you feel, then maybe I won't give you these cookies that I spent all day baking and decorating and obsessing over before spending hours trying to feel good about myself in a very superficial way. And it was working for a minute before you I saw you and you didn't say anything. You've ruined it. You've ruined EVERYTHING!!"

And then she runs away crying. And said person looks up from the mail wondering why she is hysterically throwing clothes at the door while changing into a sweatshirt and jeans.

(Not his fault.)

So to avoid that scene altogether, I'm just going to tell you once more -- I outlined these cookies. Its not something I've really been capable of in the past. It was a little touch and go...I wasn't sure how it would all work out. But in the end -- I love them! And I'm totally going to do it again. As soon as I can find my sweatshirt.

9 comments:

Glora said...

Oh my goodness you are hilarious. I'm seriously LOL!!! These are adorable and you did a fabulous job. I can't wait to see what sweet creation you make next! Hugs- Glora

Cristin (Pinkie) said...

Hilarious! and beautiful cookies too! Thanks for sharing!

Julie said...

LOVE them!! tooo cute!

Anita said...

Wow. You sure had a moment there now didn't you? I actually began to fear for you until I remembered such breaks from reality aren't out of the ordinary and so I relaxed and went back to watching the last 15 minutes of Oprah. To the extent that you're insane and hysterically so, your cookies are adorable. I heart the suspenders.

Nisson Family said...

You're so flippin' funny. I love your ramblings. :) Great cookies too. They are adorable!

Pam
Simply-Pam.blogspot.com

Natalie said...

I love your posts, you make me laugh so much! You are just so real, and you say (or type) what we all think about life. Keep up your wonderful heart lifting stories please!
And keep posting the piccies of your stunning multi-coloured, delicious creations.x

lizy b said...

Hi there! Love the post....your humor is fabulous....and cookies divine! (and I'm really glad to know that someone else out there rambles like I do....)
Your outlining is great!!!

Can't wait to read more!

Lizy b
www.lizyb.com

Katie said...

Take the conversation I have with my roommates every weekend and put it into a hilarious blog post why don't you. You are SO funny. Cute cookies too!

Sharon said...

I'm laughing so hard my ribs hurt! BTW LOVE your cookies

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